Gooner on the Orient Express is a first-person clicker game set on a fictional Orient Express, where public masturbation is rewarded with money. Advance through the skill tree to build your character to earn copious amounts of GoonBucks from your endeavors Goon Click the "goon-meter" to start earning GoonBucks. Spend your hard-earned G$ on items to help you on your journey as you goon from station to station. Spend Buy items from the shops located both on the train and at stations you'll visit along your journey. Use items Items can yield many different status effects, both positive and negative. Use them to your advantage, or perhaps just to get drunk.